OTOOLE’S FOOLS

"Four whores and seven years ago..."

Hmmm....does the mugger in Huckabee's cartoon look like anyone familiar?

Uncurious George Goes To The Bookstore.

I'm votin' here!

In Rand Paul's eyes, even wheelchair ramps are unconstitutional.

Asshole Shrugged

Bet Andrea Mitchell wears a sleep mask.

Meg Whitman looks like “Chucky” from ‘Child’s Play’.

I'll get you, Katie Couric...and your little dog too!

Self-Help, Palin style.

Jeff Secessions' golden rule: If at first you don't secede...

Nothing is more Elitist than believing only SOME people deserve healthcare.

“Quitstock” is the name for the strange pomp and circumstance with which now former Governor Sarah Palin chose in celebrating quitting her job. Who knew you could make a festival out of resigning? Nixon should have had his event catered, too!

Sarah Palin may have been too young to attend Woodstock, so she created her own version with “Quitstock.” She put the “Q” back in Quitting.

By OTOOLEFAN Jul 26, 2009, Urban Dictionary

David Vitter has a sweet tooth. His favorite flavor is Horehound.

On today's show, Glenn reads from the Book of Moron. (Repeat)

Just saying NO gives Eric Cantor a Boehner.

If Sarah Palin looked like Susan Boyle, would conservative men still follow her twitter?

Poor Trig Palin: It's not going to be easy having to be raised by a special needs Mom.

Bush never bowed to world leaders. His was a more "hands on" approach.

Marco Rubio is the Anti-Crist.

Way To Go, Trippy McWordsalad

On last night’s  (April 27) Hannity, Fox News contributor Sarah Palin did what she does best-complain about the “lamestream media throughout our country.” This time, the media’s “lame[ness]” was revealed through their coverage of Arizona’s new controversial immigration law. Palin sniffed: “One of the media outlets the other day just-was killing me on this one, Sean, where they had a caption across their screen that said Arizona law will make it illegal to be an illegal immigrant? Some bizarre type of headline like that where it was just this illustration that they just don’t get it.”

As they noted, unfortunately that “lamestream media” program she was talking about is Fox & Friends. Looks like Sarah McWordSalad stepped in it again. http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/palin-accidentally-slams-fox-news-lamestre

Sarah Palin's childhood home was furnished in early Death Panel.

Chuck Norris has a black belt in Stupidity.

Karl Rove is the Anti-Franklin.

Here Karl, hold this key..

Since Karl Rove's doing PSA's for the Census now, maybe he can do one about not ignoring subpoenas, too.

May we see your Earth certificate please?

John Boehner was an early victim of colorization.

Hey Sarah: The "People" have spoken. That's why you're on Facebook & not Vice-President!

GOP opposition to financial regulation is like being against lifeboats for everyone after the Titanic sank.

It's Bitchcraft....

Breaking: Lou Dobbs puts in application with ESPN Deportes.

Waterboarding wasn't torture because we only used bottled water!

When Glenn Beck's car talks to him, he hears "Your door is a Czar".

Daddy's Little Deferment.

If FOX was fair & balanced, wingnuts would say it was liberal.

Dick Cheney is a war criminal. If John Lennon were still alive, he'd write a song about that.

You know Sarah, you're not a real host of a Discovery Channel show unless you drink your own urine.

Brokeback Governor...I wish I knew how to quit you...Oh wait, I did.

Give Pat Buchanan a break! I mean, who hasn't written a book praising Hitler?

Finally sign that subpoena, Karl?

Glenn Beck's credo: Some men see things & ask why. But I make stuff up & say why not?

Rush Limbaugh can trace his ancestors all the way back to the Vicodins.

Pretty soon Glenn Beck will be down to his original sponsor: AA

"Hi, I'm Bobby Jindal." It's still funny.

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  2. May 13, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Oh I got your fools right here :P. So I’m not oridginal today , This gave me GAS :S

    • May 14, 2011 at 9:36 am

      Thanks for proving our point far better than we could about the idiocy of the Right.

  3. May 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    U people r in OUR Goverment Were so fuckrd as a human Race from your childish Evil natures .I’d rather be me on a bad day then U unchanged on yours.Oh how’s that crow taste you’ll be eating it 4awhile See Yall :P

  4. Francie Ryl
    November 13, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Wow, this is awesome, we are so screwed! What a pack of numbskulls!
    TY!

  5. September 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    You Rock!…’Nuff Said

  6. nswfm
    June 6, 2010 at 2:47 am

    Just found this thanks to Palingates–excellent! I also had to hold my sides from laughing so hard.

  7. KATZ
    June 6, 2010 at 1:30 am

    Too dumb to Twitter…..OMG I love it!!!!

  8. June 6, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Thank you—–brilliant! They deserve this SO very much!

  9. May 29, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    O’Toolefan, You SO FUNNY!

  10. martha walsh
    May 21, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Thank you for coming into my sad little world. I was literally holding my sides from laughing so hard.

  11. May 15, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Quitstock….LOL! This will be posted in several places for sure. Thanks for the great humor!

    Your the best!

  12. May 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Fools shmools! I laugh in the face of fools! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  13. Sandra
    May 10, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    Love it!

  14. May 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Sometime before the mid-term elections I think we will all see some version of this in “news flash” on Faux News:

    ‘Due to the time consuming effort of following G-d’s plan and raising a special needs child Quitter Palin is going to curtail her busy schedule and give up hosting on FOXnews to focus on her core mission…’ or some other BS like that.

    Bets?

  15. April 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Oh lordy, why drag poor Carol Channing into this?

    • April 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm

      PS: word on Gingrich’s irrelevance, though.

  16. KATZ
    April 18, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    FOOLS…..you got that right!!!!

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