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Sad how people who think the Earth is only 6,000 years old have no intellectual trouble using fossil fuels to run their cars.

Remember the Thanksgiving scene in 'The Doors' where Val Kilmer says "Gimme sum death!"? And I thought my holidays sucked!

Rand Paul looks like Danny Kaye in a Harpo Marx wig
Breaking: BP now reviewing Season 1 of ‘MacGyver’

Historians say man has been enjoying popcorn for 5000 years. Wow-that's almost as old as Earth itself!
As an insult to France, GOP wanted everyone to call buffets “Freedom Troughs”
Every Halloween I play Reagan’s Medicare LP; it really scares the kiddies’ parents.
Creationists are the original birthers: they don’t believe the Earth’s birth certificate.
Coming Up Roses (Farewell to GW Bush)
Thanks to Brian Ray
Brian Ray and Tonio K c95 video by Larry Graves and Brian Ray
Whooray Records released ’06. Avail at iTunes or at www.brianray.com
Follow Brian on Twitter @brianrayguitar

Now watch this tweet!

Geaux Straights!
Those who say Obama can’t blame Bush are the same people who still blame Clinton for EVERYTHING.
Parker Bros to release BUSHOPOLY
You Don’t Want To Land On New Orleans
Don’t fight over the shoe!
*Not available in Texas
CHANTIX may lead to suicide, which greatly increases your chances of quitting smoking.
*Although 100% effective we do not recommend suicide.
Our strategy in Afghanistan makes about as much sense as this place:
Thanks for visiting the Tragic Kingdom!
Y’all come back now, you hear? Oh wait, you haven’t left.

10,000 Mayans Can't Be Wrong
Ron Christie is

Shut Yo Mouth!

Isn’t it time for Bobby Jindal to mock volcano monitoring again?
This is a country that allows guns in bars & national parks, but bans lawn darts.

But keep those guns handy!

Wal-Mart is a great American company because all their products are made right here in China.

Old people never tire of telling you how early they rise, & then go to bed during Jeopardy.
Trouble at Trois Mime Island!

In France, nuclear power plants are run by mimes.

If you kick a mime in the junk, does he make a sound?
Remember when “Mancow” got waterboarded? Yep, he said it was torture.

Ideals don't come with *asterisks.* We either have them or we don't.

If reincarnation is real, Rahm Emanuel will come back as a swear jar.

Imagine what Sean Hannity would say about Michelle Obama if she consulted with astrologers the way Nancy Reagan did when she was the First Lady.

Get Off My Lawns!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for making a true observation. They didn't like Galileo's "Revolver" either.

Sad how people who think the Earth is only 6,000 years old have no intellectual trouble using fossil fuels to run their cars.

Remember the Thanksgiving scene in 'The Doors' where Val Kilmer says "Gimme sum death!"? And I thought my holidays sucked!

Rand Paul looks like Danny Kaye in a Harpo Marx wig

Historians say man has been enjoying popcorn for 5000 years. Wow-that's almost as old as Earth itself!
As an insult to France, GOP wanted everyone to call buffets “Freedom Troughs”
Every Halloween I play Reagan’s Medicare LP; it really scares the kiddies’ parents.
Creationists are the original birthers: they don’t believe the Earth’s birth certificate.
Coming Up Roses (Farewell to GW Bush)
Thanks to Brian Ray
Brian Ray and Tonio K c95 video by Larry Graves and Brian Ray
Whooray Records released ’06. Avail at iTunes or at www.brianray.com
Follow Brian on Twitter @brianrayguitar

Now watch this tweet!

Geaux Straights!
Those who say Obama can’t blame Bush are the same people who still blame Clinton for EVERYTHING.
Parker Bros to release BUSHOPOLY
You Don’t Want To Land On New Orleans
Don’t fight over the shoe!
*Not available in Texas
CHANTIX may lead to suicide, which greatly increases your chances of quitting smoking.
*Although 100% effective we do not recommend suicide.
Our strategy in Afghanistan makes about as much sense as this place:
Thanks for visiting the Tragic Kingdom!
Y’all come back now, you hear? Oh wait, you haven’t left.

10,000 Mayans Can't Be Wrong
Ron Christie is

Shut Yo Mouth!

Isn’t it time for Bobby Jindal to mock volcano monitoring again?
This is a country that allows guns in bars & national parks, but bans lawn darts.

But keep those guns handy!

Wal-Mart is a great American company because all their products are made right here in China.

Old people never tire of telling you how early they rise, & then go to bed during Jeopardy.
Trouble at Trois Mime Island!

In France, nuclear power plants are run by mimes.

If you kick a mime in the junk, does he make a sound?
Remember when “Mancow” got waterboarded? Yep, he said it was torture.

Ideals don't come with *asterisks.* We either have them or we don't.

If reincarnation is real, Rahm Emanuel will come back as a swear jar.

Imagine what Sean Hannity would say about Michelle Obama if she consulted with astrologers the way Nancy Reagan did when she was the First Lady.

Get Off My Lawns!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for making a true observation. They didn't like Galileo's "Revolver" either.

Now watch this tweet!

Geaux Straights!

Now watch this tweet!

Geaux Straights!
Those who say Obama can’t blame Bush are the same people who still blame Clinton for EVERYTHING.
Parker Bros to release BUSHOPOLY
You Don’t Want To Land On New Orleans
Don’t fight over the shoe!
*Not available in Texas
CHANTIX may lead to suicide, which greatly increases your chances of quitting smoking.
*Although 100% effective we do not recommend suicide.
Our strategy in Afghanistan makes about as much sense as this place:
Thanks for visiting the Tragic Kingdom!
Y’all come back now, you hear? Oh wait, you haven’t left.

10,000 Mayans Can't Be Wrong
Ron Christie is

Shut Yo Mouth!

Isn’t it time for Bobby Jindal to mock volcano monitoring again?
This is a country that allows guns in bars & national parks, but bans lawn darts.

But keep those guns handy!

Wal-Mart is a great American company because all their products are made right here in China.

Old people never tire of telling you how early they rise, & then go to bed during Jeopardy.
Trouble at Trois Mime Island!

In France, nuclear power plants are run by mimes.

If you kick a mime in the junk, does he make a sound?
Remember when “Mancow” got waterboarded? Yep, he said it was torture.

Ideals don't come with *asterisks.* We either have them or we don't.

If reincarnation is real, Rahm Emanuel will come back as a swear jar.

Imagine what Sean Hannity would say about Michelle Obama if she consulted with astrologers the way Nancy Reagan did when she was the First Lady.

Get Off My Lawns!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for making a true observation. They didn't like Galileo's "Revolver" either.
You Don’t Want To Land On New Orleans
Don’t fight over the shoe!
*Not available in Texas
Our strategy in Afghanistan makes about as much sense as this place:
Thanks for visiting the Tragic Kingdom!

10,000 Mayans Can't Be Wrong
Ron Christie is
Shut Yo Mouth!

Isn’t it time for Bobby Jindal to mock volcano monitoring again?
This is a country that allows guns in bars & national parks, but bans lawn darts.

But keep those guns handy!

Wal-Mart is a great American company because all their products are made right here in China.

Old people never tire of telling you how early they rise, & then go to bed during Jeopardy.
Trouble at Trois Mime Island!

In France, nuclear power plants are run by mimes.

If you kick a mime in the junk, does he make a sound?
Remember when “Mancow” got waterboarded? Yep, he said it was torture.

Ideals don't come with *asterisks.* We either have them or we don't.

If reincarnation is real, Rahm Emanuel will come back as a swear jar.

Imagine what Sean Hannity would say about Michelle Obama if she consulted with astrologers the way Nancy Reagan did when she was the First Lady.

Get Off My Lawns!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for making a true observation. They didn't like Galileo's "Revolver" either.






































*DEAD* @ “Rand Paul looks like Danny Kaye in a Harpo Marx wig!” #toofunny
Sad to see the end, happy to start at the top again! Wish I still had my lawn darts…
This page is a sort of barometer of how stupid too many people are. That people like Bush were elected to office by ANYONE is just……..sad. That he won twice is a sign that – collectively – America is a ‘reality has-been’: the accumulated error being a consequence of too many unfounded beliefs being acted upon, resulting in wrong actions at high cost..and the effect compounds over time.
Good one, loved them all, thanks for posting this.
Love them all….hysterical!!!!
Great stuff!
Thank you for the fine chuckly goodness!
Great montage of tomfoolery and a never ending parade of asshats.
Lol, this is totally far out! Laughed so hard I snorted coffee out my nose and ruined a perfectly good shirt. Damn you and your funnies!!!