Trouble at Three Mime Island!
Sorry Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor, but don't look at me. I'm gonna whittle. #BandOfWhittlers
Just what is the "food" part of "cheese food"?
Lt. Dan Choi was fired under DADT. But hey, who needs Arab linguists anyway, right?
'King Vitaman' was a gateway drug to cocaine
Church bingo is a gateway drug to casino gambling
Maybe if we had a National Day of Science instead of Prayer we'd know how to stop a deep sea oil disaster.
Fundies believe that the Earth is only 6000 years old. Hell, Abe Vigoda's almost that age.
Now we know why the Jetsons lived up in the air--it was because of BP
BP has turned the Earth into a big black marble
AIDS was Ronald Reagan's Katrina.
If Sarah Palin wants a theocracy, she should move to Iran.
Sarah Palin quit during the talent portion of her term as governor.
Glenn Beck was born with Clown Syndrome.
Keep your eye on Bobby Jindal. He's got quite a future behind him.
Glenn Beck got an honorary degree from an honorary college.
Glenn Beck makes 'The Da Vinci Code' look like an auto repair manual.
Glenn Beck is a Moron--I mean Mormon. No, I was right the first time.
Ron Paul is just a Snuggie away from being that "Heaven's Gate" dude.
Rand Paul calls seat belts Tyranny Straps.
Glenn Beck: Taking America's temperature with a rectal thermometer.
"Where's your mother, Beave? She's not out playing softball, is she?"
Somewhere, Glenn Beck's AA sponsor is DRUNK.
James Inhofe has left a giant carbon ass print on the Earth.
The Self-Righteous Brothers.
I'd vote for Rue Paul before I'd vote for Rand Paul.
John Boehner always looks like he's trying to keep from burping when he talks.
Chuck Norris is not only a terrible actor, he's also a bad singer. He's multi-untalented.
The fact that John Lennon is dead & Pat Boone still lives is reason enough for me to sleep late.
If Fundies really think the Earth is only 6000 years old, where do they think we get fossil fuels?
The official decal of Assholes.
Texas is a state where most guys' belt buckles are bigger than their brains.
Rand Paul says he's "weary." Nothing wears you out like defending the rights of racist property owners!
Libertarianism is the crazy Uncle of our political family.
Whenever I hear Air Supply, I want to cut off theirs.
Rand Paul supports Emancipation, but doesn't think it should apply to private plantation owners.
Sarah Palin is proof of Unintelligent Design.
Only Sarah Palin could turn 'what do you read' into a Gotcha question.
Navy thinking of revising DADT to 'Don't Ask, Don't Tickle'.