Think of the time Donald Trump could save with a buzz cut. h/t @ebertchicago

On this day in history, Chris Christius abandons Coliseum project.

Chris Christie Responds To The Blizzard of 2010.

Ben & Jerry's should make a flavor for Bernie Sanders: 'Filibuster Cluster'

Supply-Side Economics has taken our economy off a cliff.

Sad how people who think the Earth is only 6,000 years old have no intellectual trouble using fossil fuels to run their cars.

Lean Forward, indeed!

Has anyone ever seen Tim Pawlenty & Chris Collinsworth in the same room?

Remember the Thanksgiving scene in 'The Doors' where Val Kilmer says "Gimme sum death!"? And I thought my holidays sucked!

Breaking: Donny Deutsch to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.

The only game that should ever end in a tie is chess.

Prohibition was the original War on Drugs. How'd that work out?

Rand Paul looks like Danny Kaye in a Harpo Marx wig

Thanks to SCOTUS, America is now Uncle Sam's Club

Ann Compton looks like a Romulan

Mark Levin's favorite actress is Gene Tyranny

If we were a sane society, Mark Twain would be on the $20 bill.

Some people are so far to the Left they're on the Right

Breaking: BP now reviewing Season 1 of ‘MacGyver’

Brought to you by British Petroleum

Tomfoolery with Obama


At last, Al Gore can listen to Twisted Sister in peace

Historians say man has been enjoying popcorn for 5000 years. Wow-that's almost as old as Earth itself!


"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" should apply to farting in an elevator, not gays in the military.

Would they have allowed Tim Tebow to put "Read Darwin" on his eyeblack?

My favorite part of the Conservative Bible is where Jesus drives the Uninsured from the Temple.

As an insult to France, GOP wanted everyone to call buffets “Freedom Troughs”


Belly up to the Freedom Trough!

Every Halloween I play Reagan’s Medicare LP; it really scares the kiddies’ parents.

Creationists are the original birthers: they don’t believe the Earth’s birth certificate.

Dear Right Wing: This is Sarah Palin's Katrina.

If Karl Rove was the "Architect", Dubya was Chinese drywall.

Calling Obama a radical is like saying Don Knotts was edgy.

Coming Up Roses (Farewell to GW Bush)
Thanks to Brian Ray
Brian Ray and Tonio K c95 video by Larry Graves and Brian Ray
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Follow Brian on Twitter @brianrayguitar

Now watch this tweet!

Geaux Straights!



Those who say Obama can’t blame Bush are the same people who still blame Clinton for EVERYTHING.

Mary Matalin said Bush inherited 9/11 from Clinton… Guess FDR inherited Pearl Harbor from Hoover.

Parker Bros to release BUSHOPOLY

You Don’t Want To Land On New Orleans

Don’t fight over the shoe!

*Not available in Texas


Tornadoes & Trailer Parks: If you build it, they will come.

CHANTIX may lead to suicide, which greatly increases your chances of quitting smoking.

 CHANTIX may lead to suicide, which greatly increases your chances of quitting smoking.

*Although 100% effective we do not recommend suicide.

Our strategy in Afghanistan makes about as much sense as this place:


And we're parked in 42 Goofy (Karzai).

Thanks for visiting the Tragic Kingdom!


Y’all come back now, you hear? Oh wait, you haven’t left.

Sarah Palin thinks academia is a fear of spiders. (Thanks to JFKFan)


Mary Matalin & James Carville? Is that what Carrie Prejean meant by opposite marriage?



10,000 Mayans Can't Be Wrong

Ron Christie is

Shut Yo Mouth!

Isn’t it time for Bobby Jindal to mock volcano monitoring again?

This is a country that allows guns in bars & national parks, but bans lawn darts.

But keep those guns handy!

Wal-Mart is a great American company because all their products are made right here in China.

Old people never tire of telling you how early they rise, & then go to bed during Jeopardy.


Trouble at Trois Mime Island!


In France, nuclear power plants are run by mimes.

If you kick a mime in the junk, does he make a sound?

David Gregory's Indian name is Dances With Rove.

Remember when “Mancow” got waterboarded? Yep, he said it was torture.

Ideals don't come with *asterisks.* We either have them or we don't.

If reincarnation is real, Rahm Emanuel will come back as a swear jar.


Imagine what Sean Hannity would say about Michelle Obama if she consulted with astrologers the way Nancy Reagan did when she was the First Lady.



Get Off My Lawns!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for making a true observation. They didn't like Galileo's "Revolver" either.


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  2. The420Honey
    April 8, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    *DEAD* @ “Rand Paul looks like Danny Kaye in a Harpo Marx wig!” #toofunny

  3. June 7, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    Sad to see the end, happy to start at the top again! Wish I still had my lawn darts…

  4. Steve
    June 5, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    This page is a sort of barometer of how stupid too many people are. That people like Bush were elected to office by ANYONE is just……..sad. That he won twice is a sign that – collectively – America is a ‘reality has-been’: the accumulated error being a consequence of too many unfounded beliefs being acted upon, resulting in wrong actions at high cost..and the effect compounds over time.

  5. Madhu
    June 5, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Good one, loved them all, thanks for posting this.

  6. May 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Love them all….hysterical!!!!

  7. stillonline
    May 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Great stuff!

  8. Fran Friel
    May 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Thank you for the fine chuckly goodness!

  9. haymakers
    May 4, 2010 at 3:52 am

    Great montage of tomfoolery and a never ending parade of asshats.

  10. April 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    Lol, this is totally far out! Laughed so hard I snorted coffee out my nose and ruined a perfectly good shirt. Damn you and your funnies!!!

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